Thursday, October 27, 2005

Out of this World Logic

In the last 24 hours, I have been exposed to logic that does not resemble earth logic.

In response to the phenomenon of global warming-
It's a farce. The ice caps didn't melt, they just moved somewhere else and the scientists lost them, so they claimed that it melted.

In response to a raise in global temperatures-
The thermometer used to measure global temperature is in a weather balloon suspended above a city so the increased temperature is because of the heat that cities generate.

In response to what is the greatest threat to Mankind this century-
It is Man's selfish nature and nothing else. No, you can't discuss terrorism, you can't discuss the degradation of the environment. It's just that Man is selfish.

In response to a radio alert that there were traffic ops on a certain road and there were highway cops setting speed traps-
The government is broke and needs money. And it's almost Christmas and the highway cops need their bonuses so they have to work a little bit harder.

Yup. And absolutely NONE of these came from students.

Amazing, ain't it?

Ondine tossed this thought in at 07:51

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