Thursday, January 29, 2009
How to seem like you are having an affair, with your husband.
- Check in to a mid-price hotel.
- Check in, in the middle of the night.
- State very loudly that the room will be covered by cash.
- Put the Do Not Disturb signal out and not leave the room.
- Check out in the same clothes you checked in with.
- Walk in separate directions from your partner. If you can, work a kiss in.
And without a doubt, the concierge will come up to you and ask "Madam, do you need me to call you a cab?"
*wink*
Technorati Tags: Singapore, hotelsOndine tossed this thought in at 08:03
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