Thursday, January 29, 2009

How to seem like you are having an affair, with your husband.

  1. Check in to a mid-price hotel.
  2. Check in, in the middle of the night.
  3. State very loudly that the room will be covered by cash.
  4. Put the Do Not Disturb signal out and not leave the room.
  5. Check out in the same clothes you checked in with.
  6. Walk in separate directions from your partner. If you can, work a kiss in.
And without a doubt, the concierge will come up to you and ask "Madam, do you need me to call you a cab?"


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Ondine tossed this thought in at 08:03

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