Wind In My Head: CB Luck
Wind In My Head
Thursday, May 19, 2005
CB Luck
CB luck is when you buy a camera phone so that you can take the weirdest of pictures whenever the moment of weirdness approaches you and when it does, you realise your camera phone won't take a picture because you're low on battery and it's trying to conserve the battery for more important things like phonecalls and SMSes. Humph.At Watsons, there are these extremely interesting products for enhancing manhood and sexual pleasure that make for good reading and better photographs- darn again!- . There are vibrating rings that I find discriminatory against non-condom users since you can only use it over a condom. Heaven forbid the tiny tiny cell of a battery electrocute the unprotected piece of flesh as referred to on the box. Another lone product on the shelf was this big bottle called WoManZ! Including the exclamation mark. It's some sort of root extract. Instructions went along the lines of "squeeze some amount onto palm of hand. Rub hands to make hot. Gently rub on appropriate part of body. Rub up and down in motions. Rub as long as necessary to see desired results". With a picture of the most phallic looking root I've ever seen on the box. I'm sure the Chinese instructions would have been more hilarious. Reason enough to relearn Chinese.
The next time I step into Watsons, I shall make sure my phone is fully charge and ready to snap away.
Ondine tossed this thought in at 10:23
